What’s really good bloggers…Season’s greetings to you. Do not be alarmed, we have a guest blogger today. She would like to share her words with you all. My girl @mama_b_10 follow her on twitter. Normally I wouldn't do this but she is a very close friend of mine so here we go:
Top Five Reasons Why I Need A Husband.
I've never blogged before, so I asked my brother from another mother to "borrow" his page for a moment to express something I've been thinking about for a while. I'm a single mother with a two year old son, and anyone who knows me knows that I'm fiercely independent. Anything you can do, I can do better all by my damn self. You know, Destiny's Child, "Independent Women" school of thought. And while I'm a big fan of that song, my favourite Destiny's Child song has always been "Cater To You". Now some of the ladies might get mad at this, but I'm pretty old school when it comes to gender roles. I like to be in the kitchen and have my man out there bringin home the bread. Except, well, as previously stated...I don't have one. So anyway, as independent and do-it-yourself as I am, I sometimes miss the lack of manliness around the house, so here are my top five reasons why I need a husband.
1. To cook for.
Ladies, don't be mad. Nothing satisfies me more than seeing good food enjoyed by people. It's not as much fun cooking up an extravagant meal for one and a half persons. I need to be able to have my husband come home from a hard days work to a fresh cooked meal waiting for him on the table.
2. To carve the meat for me on Sunday roast.
Like I said. I love to cook. But, I am a TERRIBLE carver. I could make the most beautiful meal and then ruin it all by hacking away at a juicy roast. Carving is, and shall remain, a man's job. Actually that goes for BBQ'ing too. Anything that is to be cooked in the kitchen is my job. Anything that is to be BBQ'd is his job. It's an unspoken rule.
3. To take out the garbage
Yes, it's a small thing, easily done. But recently my brother was over and I went to take the garbage downstairs, and he said, "Leave that, I'll do it for you." Again, anyone who knows me knows that I politely refused and proceeded to do it myself. But it was a nice thought. Taking out the garbage is definitely a husbands job. That, and keeping the car washed.
4. Discipline
Don't get me wrong. I'm no push over. When my two year old son is bad, best believe mama gonna spank. But I think Chris Rock said it best, when he said that the worst threat you can make to a child is, "Ima tell ya daddy!"
5. Well....you know.
I'm a lady. So I won't say it. But we all know what the best part of any relationship is. And if you think its not important, well, you're probably single like me, but for different reasons.
Anyway, those are my top five reasons of why I need a husband...now to move to a remote small town in the deep south of the USA and find a good church going man who's never been anywhere or done anything and marry him so I can stay home and bake pies and have babies for the rest of my life....
B. Davis
Right, ladies and gentlemen… Her Top Five Reasons Why She Needs A Husband…
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